July 2012
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aristotle: we are what we repeatedly do
plato: well then i guess i'm YOUR MOM
plato: *high fives socrates*
chinchillaghosts:
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heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
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Please talk-sing all of your songs and put them on an album.
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A post I saw on Facebook:
“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”
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I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
– Pablo Neruda (via letusdeliquesce)
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
– Neil Gaiman (via quoththeculture)
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Yes. To everything.
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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via letusdeliquesce)
Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...
– Richard Lederer (via 1391milesapart)
Fucking fuck this is fucking beautiful. (via letusdeliquesce)